On the road to Farmington, NM
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On the road to Farmington, NM
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 Abel
claimed to know of a nice, safe, urban bike trail that we could ride before
leaving Albuquerque. Does this picture look nice, safe, and urban to you? It
looks like it’d be a better home for rattlesnakes, lizards, and tarantulas
than for cyclists and runners |
 Luke rides by quickly and snatches AJ’s pink hat off her handlebars leaving her stunned. |
 As AJ begins to chase Luke on foot, Abel sneaks away with AJ’s bike to sell on Ebay. He is trying to raise money to pre-bribe the Fowler PD so that, when he rolls into town and throws a wild party, they’ll look the other way. In the end, the princess figures out what is going on, halts the scheme, and replaces both Abel and Luke’s toothpaste with Preparation H.
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 AJ, tired of all the work that comes with pedaling, gets an idea when the trio takes a break at the only watering hole north of Albuquerque. She spots a biker named Snake and asks in her most thick southern drawl if she can score a ride to Farmington, New Mexico. As you can see, AJ turns out to be a biker mama and arrives at Farmington only because Snake dropped her off when she wouldn’t stop talking in his ear. |
 Upon arriving at Cliff and Annie’s house in Farmington, our rag-tag group of rolling gimps is subjected to stump inspections by the good doctor. Luke’s stump was too small, Abel’s stump was too short, but AJ’s stump was juuuuuuust right! |
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