Visitation at HealthSouth Lakeview Rehabilitation Hospital of Central Kentucky, Elizabethtown, Ky
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Visitation at HealthSouth Lakeview Rehabilitation Hospital of Central Kentucky, Elizabethtown, Ky
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 Thanks
to Lakeview Employees and their family members, the Central Kentucky
Wheelmen, www.ckwheelmen.org and the
E-Town Police for making our ceremonial ride-in today a tremendous success.
With the pleasant 75-degree temperature and the gentle winds, nary a drop of
sweat had to fall. |
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 The
guys, after realizing that the Princess consumed 10 pounds of 7-bean salad
last night, ride slightly upwind of her just in case the headwind they are
experiencing turns into a tail wind. |
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 Realizing
she couldn’t get away, Doc, Little Joe, and AJ tell Cara all about how the
Rev. B. Dogg and Silicon C. Dog (our two newlyweds) are always making gross kissy faces, how the
Rev. should never have been let out on parole, and how Wal-mart is going to
win the pending hair removal lawsuit against Bill. |
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 Doc
tries to teach Mary how to do give a knick-knack-paddy-whack and give the
dog a bone while singing the song “This Old Man.” |
  We were quick to note the posted visiting hours on the wall in the lobby between the two rest rooms. This caused a great deal of consternation for AJ who had to wait till 3:30 pm to visit the ladies room. |
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Joe describes the unfortunate events of the morning. “As we were leaving
the hotel this morning, I knew exactly where I was going. Of course, we were
being followed by three cars that had no clue about where the HealthSouth
was located. I took a right and
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 Doc
stretches his fingers in preparation for a demonstration of “here’s the
church, here’s the steeple.” He doesn’t want to pull a muscle.
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 …and so I told Moses that he should part the Red Sea like this so it’d seem more official |
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 After
being the butt of a relentless heckler (an 82 year old lady in a wobbly
wheelchair), Bill challenges her to a brawl to be held after he eats his
tootie-fruity cupcake and tells his new old lady on her.
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 “I
swear, Joseph. If you don’t get that %(@* camera out of my ^#!* face and
let me be my usual &#@!$^% graceful self, I’m going to have to tell you how
I really feel. Now, as I was saying, it’s very hard to be a proper southern
belle. It takes lots of schooling in good etiquette (belch deleted).” |
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 Moses, Noah, Adam, and Eve told a little birdie that today was Doc’s birthday. Appropriate for any birthday boy |
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 Betty holds tightly to her poster as Bill sidles over and tries to sneak it out of her hands. Bill, your slick words and sly moves don’t impress her. Every year we return to Elizabethtown, the visitations get better and better and this year was no exception. Thanks to the efforts of Eileen Nelson, CEO, her able administrative assistant, Kim Jones, and Lorrie Young, DMO, it was fun, rewarding, and a resounding success. Thanks to the generous support and hospitality of the Hampton Inn, Elizabethtown, we couldn't have been treated any better. Thanks also to Michael Coyle of Bullmoose Brothers Cycles www.bullmoosebicycles.com we were introduced to the Friday collapsible bike. And special thanks to the staff at HealthSouth Lakeview who take such wonderful care of the patients and provided us with wonderful support. |
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