Travel to Columbia, Mo
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Travel to Columbia, Mo
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 We’ve FINALLY found the reason for Doc riding at the speed of sloth: he’s riding with his front wheel turned sideways. |
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 Abel is seen mixing a new batch of his extra strength bug repellant that consists of balsamic vinegar, garlic, olive oil, mescal, tequila, watermelon seed juice, and a splash of lime for a zesty smell. So far, he’s repelled deer, antelope, salmon, water buffalo, giraffes, humans, small pygmies, and turkeys of various sorts. |
 Secretly, Abel found a Dunkin’ Donuts shop today prior to our leaving Overland Park. As he flew past Doc, he decided to mention that he’d filled up his water bottle with a fresh brew. We’ve never seen our littlest warrior pedal so fast! His little legs were running like a sewing machine and we think we saw smoke coming from his back tire! |
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 Ah, our twins are officially back together. While Frick and Frack are seen having a blast, Doc and AJ are huddled together whimpering and reminiscing about how it was so very pleasurable to ride in Abel’s new truck because of the new truck smell and his satellite radio and the ample the leg room afforded to all passengers and the cup holders a’plenty and how it didn’t require a stepladder to climb into…sadly, the list could go on and on. Goodbye, new truck with all its bells and whistles and ease of entry. Hello, crappity old raggedy diesel with new old orange carpet (thanks to Crud Cutter) and strange smell. |
 Larry,
Moe, and Curly are seen working on a freshly broken-down truck (incidently,
it wasn’t broken-down until Larry, Moe, and Curly started messing with
things). Princess AJ, unfettered and uninterested in getting her hands
less-than-milky-white, instead chose to indulge in a spa treatment that
included a mud bath, manicure (she really has no need for a pedicure) hot
rock treatment, and very relaxing massage from a local boy named Paco.
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