Travel to Elizabethtown, KY
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Travel to Elizabethtown, KY
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 Here is the Reverend B Dogg getting out of the car and relinquishing the driving to Silicon Slick C Dogg while he pedals, His two able assistants are shown backing the camel out of the trailer. While in blue grass country, Bill is demonstrating to all of the local horse owners and breeders, that the camel is far superior to the horse. Bill figures he will have better luck convincing the breeders of this than he had in getting the University of Kentucky to field a winning team in... well in any sport. |
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assist Amputees Across America in raising funds for such necessities as lip
liner, Dunnkin Donut coffee, and snake oil, Bill sets up a roadside stand
peddling various and sundry feet he liberated from patients at our
visitation in Evansville.
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 Bill
prepares to lead the ride today by leading by example. Bill is
insistent that he be first so that he can break wind and let the others
draft behind. This idea is met with stony silence from AJ and Doc. |
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 While
Bill collects the proceeds from his roadside sales, AJ and Doc take off in
the hope of avoiding the high octane obnoxious gas fumes spewing behind the
behind of our fearless warrior. |
 Doc
finally succumbs and is hauled into the truck just in time to be revived.
Bill looks chagrined and doleful and with just one little puff, is seen off
in the distance to lay down an entire herd of cows |
 AJ
is seen stuffing cotton balls in her nostrils and sneaks Gas Eez into Bill's
water giving the entire surrounding environment enough relief to chalk up a
total of 47 miles.
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 After
completing the ride, AJ takes one giant step for man... one giant leap for
all of womankind as she coasts to a stop. |
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 To
celebrate the final mile of the ride, Doc is overjoyed and ecstatic as seen
here in one of his rare moments of exuberance.
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